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Bonesaw: The Burger

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Kyle - August 26, 2008 - 10:36 pm

We've all seen the many shapes and forms the Bonesaw has taken.  Cardboard and foil saws, foam saws, helmets, t-shirts, video games, and more.  Now it is time to welcome the newest addition to the Bonesaw family: The Bonesaw Burger.

This savage beast is a cheeseburger with pepperjack cheese served with Poutine on top.  Yes, the burger is actually a hamburger, with pepperjack cheese, then fries, then cheese curd, and then gravy.  It's served on a George Roll (in this case, an onion roll) and will be hopefully heading to a resturant near you.

This particular burger was crafted by Jake Orsini (2008) in Schenectady NY.  It is rumored that upon completing the burger, the souls of a thousand Sluzers were sacrificed in it's name, and the entire Union hockey team wet themselves.  It's just that good.

Orsini did finish the entire feast, and his heart rate slowed to an amazing 2 beats per minute.  Space time then bent around him as his body began to infuse with pure Bonesaw energy, saving him from the heart attack that would surely follow.  If you have the guts, the courage, the abandon, and the savage to try this experiment for yourself, then let the saw be with you.

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