The Bonesaw Brigade

Perhaps the biggest inspiration to the Bonesaw, Macho Man achieved legend status with his “feature role in Spider-Man” according to his hit rap album “Be a Man!” The Macho Man is a hero to many of the Bonesawers out there. When the Bonesaw has dominated the world, he will rise up and claim his rightful place as leader of Earth.

What happens when an organization such as the Bonesaw Brigade faces a threat from the Hoganite scum of the universe? They call Jon Hines. Hines was one of the core founders of the Bonesaw Brigade before it hit Clarkson Hockey. His efforts to promote Bonesaw activity has earned him Legend status. He also dislikes Reggie Miller.

Matt Money is undescribable. His dedication to the Bonesaw Brigade is one of the main reasons it has spread so fast and become so strong. With his supreme knowledge of the U.S. justice system and his disgust for liberals he will stamp out any Hoganite scum that stand in his way.

Ascended from the very bowels of hell, Mark is here to unleash the fury of the bonesaw onto foolish opposing players. He griddles souls and then consumes them with fava beans and a nice chianti. Hobbies include seeing “blood on the ice,” consuming unborn children and romantic walks on the beach at sunset.

Jomee was there at the first game when the Bonesaw first began to sweep Cheel arena. He is always spitting out plenty of phrases with “wicked” in them and mispronouncing any words where the letters “ar” are found together. He is always proud to see how wicked hah’d his Clahkson Golden Knights play every weekend.

Matty K is someone to be looked up to… both figuratively and literally. His leadership along with an unprecedented style and creativity is quite unique. His ability to coordinate the brigade almost matches his ability to coordinate colors. Matty K is also very dedicated, sometimes preparing for games several hours in advance.

JFK is the number one man to go to when the situation for the Bonesaw gets out of control, and the pep band needs to step in. With his unrivaled bonesaw powers, JFK dubbed the gigantic saw of the pep band “The Bandsaw.” He is also infamous for his techniques regarding shoving rude SLUzers out of his way.

Tyler prides himself in his ability to capture the madness of the Bonesaw Brigade through his photos and videos. Some of Tyler’s early work includes “Feel the Madness” and “Aviators; A Reflection of Cheel“. If you are unlucky enough to be an enemy of the Brigade you will find yourself in a picture taking a Bonesaw to the head.

The unofficial leader of the mob; Max is a raucous character who’s infamous for leading chants, and has a knack for getting into the opposing goalies head. He is never going to shy away from a chant and is diabolical prankster. Max is a strong leader who is a master heckler and orator.

One of the loudest and most visible members of the brigade, A.J. often starts chants that are quickly hushed do to their risque’ content, or simply just irrelevance. This however has not prevented A.J. from being a main source or energy when the team his a rough spot, as he is usually the one to get the crowd back on their feet.